Once upon a time there was a handsome little prince who ruled the Weiland kingdom. He was a pretty perfect little prince except for one thing, he couldn’t poop. This problem came about very unexpectedly one day, as in the past he had quite excelled at the skill.
One day passed, then two and then three whole days! His subjects (i.e. Mom and Dad) tried everything they could think of to help and started to get worried. Thankfully the prince was quite his normal self, laughing and playing like always. However, he also started making lots of grunting noises and getting a red face from time to time and this was no proper way for a prince to act.
They finally took a trip to the doctor where she performed some unmentionable things that won’t be revealed for the sake of the privacy of the little prince. Alas, it was to no avail and still the prince could not poop. His subjects resorted to some sneaky tactics. The prince did not like the taste of the prune juice they were giving him, so they hid some in his bottles that he took during the day with his nanny.
Finally on the fourth day, the little prince pooped! Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), the nanny was stuck with the fateful dirty diaper. Nonetheless, it was a joyous day in the Weiland kingdom! The little prince was so happy, kicking his legs incessantly, babbling and squealing nonstop. The subjects never thought that they could be so very happy about a dirty diaper (or ever thought they would spend so much time discussing poop).
All was right in the Weiland kingdom after that day and they all lived happily ever after in the land of dirty diapers!
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